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Now sit back and pull over as the tires flatten
This is a land of flatbed nightmares, of rims all curbed along
Where the darkest horror is the one yet unseen
The hard shoulder: a land without pity, a world with no hope
An unholy place of darkness where low-pros
cannot cope
The only lights are the hazards, in this land of lost souls
The hellish heat rises, the engine
fan starts to blow
I am your Nightmare, defiler of dreams
Be as loud as you like, for I relish your screams
This is your new home, your own personal hell
I am your only companion, tormenter as well
My words are my hard edges, my tongue is my screw
And with these things I’ll torment you for the rest of unlife
I know the unknowable, I have seen your tire mark
The only way to escape it is to leave in a taxi; dead and cold
But even that cannot save you, you’ll be sent right back
Into this darkest of nightmares, into the pits of the insurance claim.
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Were you at the Baku practice too?
![]() 04/26/2019 at 17:12 |
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Oh, F1?
did someone blow out?
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!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!
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Thankfully I didn’t take my entire underbody with me when I hit the pothole.
![]() 04/26/2019 at 17:40 |
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Why didn’t you say you were coming to Detroit? I’d have bought ya a beer.
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As I drive through the valley of the moon-cratered street, I fear no potholes, for you are with me; your thickness and sidewalls, they comfort me.
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And I would’ve gladly taken it after the tire ordeal
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that’s one hell of a pothole