Now I am become pothole, the destroyer of tires

Kinja'd!!! "Spanfeller is a twat" (theaspiringengineer)
04/26/2019 at 17:08 • Filed to: None

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Now sit back and pull over as the tires flatten
This is a land of flatbed nightmares, of rims all curbed along

Where the darkest horror is the one yet unseen

The hard shoulder: a land without pity, a world with no hope

An unholy place of darkness where low-pros cannot cope
The only lights are the hazards, in this land of lost souls
The hellish heat rises, the engine  fan starts to blow

I am your Nightmare, defiler of dreams
Be as loud as you like, for I relish your screams
This is your new home, your own personal hell
I am your only companion, tormenter as well
My words are my hard edges, my tongue is my screw
And with these things I’ll torment you for the rest of unlife
I know the unknowable, I have seen your tire mark
The only way to escape it is to leave in a taxi; dead and cold
But even that cannot save you, you’ll be sent right back
Into this darkest of nightmares, into the pits of the insurance claim.


DISCUSSION (8)


Kinja'd!!! CaptDale - is secretly British > Spanfeller is a twat
04/26/2019 at 17:10

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Were you at the Baku practice too?


Kinja'd!!! Spanfeller is a twat > CaptDale - is secretly British
04/26/2019 at 17:12

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Oh, F1?

did someone blow out?


Kinja'd!!! CaptDale - is secretly British > Spanfeller is a twat
04/26/2019 at 17:15

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Kinja'd!!! Spanfeller is a twat > CaptDale - is secretly British
04/26/2019 at 17:17

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Thankfully I didn’t take my entire underbody with me when I hit the pothole. 


Kinja'd!!! jimz > Spanfeller is a twat
04/26/2019 at 17:40

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Why didn’t you say you were coming to Detroit? I’d have bought ya a beer.


Kinja'd!!! atfsgeoff > Spanfeller is a twat
04/26/2019 at 17:48

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As I drive through the valley of the moon-cratered street, I fear no potholes, for you are with me; your thickness and sidewalls, they comfort me.

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Kinja'd!!! Spanfeller is a twat > jimz
04/26/2019 at 17:48

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And I would’ve gladly taken it after the tire  ordeal


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > Spanfeller is a twat
04/27/2019 at 07:50

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that’s one hell of a pothole